America’s Next Crack Addict
There was a lot to this dream, but I remember very little.
I was watching the “current season” of America’s Next Top Model. “Current season” is in quotes due to the fact that I haven’t actually seen the current season, so I was making the cast up. One of the girls was commenting on how crazy Tyra is when she’s on camera, and confessing that Tyra is actually incredibly nervous about being on camera and so she does crack before they film to compensate, hence her insanity on camera. The girl was saying that Tyra is actually very calm and sweet when she’s not on camera. As the girl said this the scene changed so that she was voicing over the camera man trying to sneak up on Tyra to show her being sweet and normal, but the second Tyra noticed the camera she started acting insane again.
Note : THIS IS A DREAM. I am not trying to insinuate that Tyra Banks actually does crack. None of these events are real, and were created by my subconscious.
