I had a really weird dream this morning.

I was at school or somefink, and I had invited some friends over. It was nice and warm out, and we were standing in front of my mailbox for whatever reason. I looked down the street and I saw this lion. I started freaking out, and my friends told me it was okay, and not to worry. But then the lion started moving towards us. We ran into my garage and we were closing the door when the lion turned into a panda being lead by this girl. The girl thanked me for not hurting the panda, and I said, “Oh! I thought it was a lion!” Then the girl said, “Look at those stripes, do you know what those are for?” like I was a ickle kid. I looked on the panda’s nose and there were these stripes, and I said, “Uhhh…camoflodge?” and she says, “THAT’S RIGHT!!”

The dream melts away so that I’m vacationing in florida with a different group of friends. My suitcase, for some reason, is in an ice cream palour, but I never move it. My friends want to go swimming, so I go to get my bathing suit (which I’ve lost in reality), and decide to buy an ice cream. I decided to get what the store called a “frainainain breezy”, which is any flavour of frozen yogurt with alternating layers of any flavour of itlaian ice. I decide to get one with vanilla frozen yogurt and chocolate italian ice. And I’m just paying for it as the alarm goes off.