I was supposed to wake up, but I dreamed instead.

My mom was driving me somewhere. We were going through this rich neighborhood, with a very small road. It was raining. Outside running around was a sheep dog. Thinking it might have been Dierna, my mom let me out of the car to rescue her. Then this little man appeared and started chasing her around, but she was running away from him. I grabbed her, and noticed her black studded collar. The man ran over to me looking relieved, and told me that this was his dog, and she likes to run away from him sometimes. I commented that I was good at catching run away dogs. My mom got out of her car, and the man invited us into his house. My mom and him were talking, and I noticed he had an accent. Sometimes it sounded German, but other times it didn’t. Then his wife came down and was talking in the same accent, and she said something and I responded by jumping, hovering really high in the air, and then falling face first into the carpet. After that I heard the distant tune of the mentos theme, so I ran out the door and was suddenly in a hall way, and sure enough there was Fire Hazard people, with Burger King. They had some for me too. ChrisKelly and me were playing with the Peter Pan 2 toys we got. I had Petah and ChrisKelly had Hook. We were immitating the commercial, but we didn’t have the rest of the ship to build so it didn’t work. Then we were watching this really stoopid video, and then it told us we won an Xterra (car). I got really excited and rewinded to the part that told us we had won, but it was gone so we watched it again. Everything sorta swirled and I was in my kitchen getting people food.

I dunno how, but now I’m a mermaid. I’m like one of those My Little Pony mermaid ponies, and I can go really fast. I’m selling stuff to people from my school who are pokemon. My sister is carrying my sketchbook, and it’s all wet. And Kerry Farrel was a Pikachu.